Replacing My Ex by Jordan Silver

Author:Jordan Silver [Silver, Jordan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-04-14T18:30:00+00:00

THUNDER

“There’s nothing wrong with you according to all the tests we’ve run. From what you’ve described, it sounds like morning sickness.”

“Doc, you’ve seen me naked, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but I got a dick.”

“Yes, Thunder, I know, but these things can happen if you have a pregnant partner.”

For a second, my heart almost stopped as I tried to remember the last woman I’d had sex with before my girl. I don’t do unprotected sex, only with her, and she can’t have babies.

The last one was months before, so no. I’m pretty sure if any of the women I’d fucked with came up pregnant, they’d have been on my fucking doorstep with their hand out the second they missed a period.

“I think you’re wrong this time, Doc; try again.”

“Fine, are you worried about something? Nervous?” This fuck thinks I can’t see him with that stupid smirk on his face?

“Is this what I pay you for? Where’d you buy that damn degree from anyway?”

“It could be your orneriness catching up to you. You’ve been at it for a while.”

“Fuck off and go back there to your lab and figure this shit out.”

“Thunder, we’ve run every test there is, and there is nothing wrong with you. Would you like me to give you something for morning sickness?”

“Would you like my foot up your ass?”

“Fine, I’ll run the test again, but I’m telling you, it sounds like morning sickness. I’ve only ever heard that it can be possible in some men, but I’ve never actually seen it myself. Take my advice: before you make yourself crazier than you already are, buy a pregnancy test for the woman in your life.”

How the hell am I supposed to do that? How would I approach her about something like this? She’d probably think I was being an asshole after I already told her I’m not interested in having kids. And what if she isn’t pregnant? Wouldn’t she then think that I got some other chick pregnant? Why is the Doc trying to fuck my shit up?

Still, from the moment he planted that thought in my head, I can’t deny being excited at the possibility of a little boy who looked like me with the woman who owns my heart for a mother; what could be better? Is it possible? Could it be?

I didn’t share her story with him because it’s none of his damn business. So I had to sit there and listen to his disrespectful ass try to convince me that I had gotten someone pregnant. But even if I had, why the hell am I the one getting sick? Isn’t that the woman’s deal? Though, come to think of it, if my girl had to suffer like this, I’d lose my shit for sure.

I left his office because he was getting on my nerves with his shit. If I didn’t know he’s the best at what he does, I’d fire his ass, but he’s top dog around these parts, so where the hell

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